August 29 2014, 03:10 AM

not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

August 29 2014, 03:09 AM
August 29 2014, 03:08 AM
cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

August 29 2014, 03:07 AM

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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August 29 2014, 03:06 AM

Being over-encumbered in an Elder Scrolls game:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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August 29 2014, 03:05 AM

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

August 28 2014, 10:37 PM

sinclairsolutions:

I’ve found where I truly belong

August 28 2014, 10:36 PM
zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

August 28 2014, 10:21 PM
August 28 2014, 05:47 PM

shinigami-greensweight:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

i thought it was open 24 hours

August 28 2014, 04:34 PM
August 28 2014, 02:33 AM

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

August 28 2014, 02:30 AM

intheendtheylljudgemeanyways:

so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most amazing thing ive ever witnessed 

August 28 2014, 02:16 AM

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard