April 18 2014, 11:56 PM

petticoatruler:

If you’re “not all like that”, please call out the people in your particular group or movement who are just like that, rather than snapping at the people who do it for you.

If you have the energy to spend chewing out people who have been victimized by your group directly or indirectly, you should spend it on fixing that shit, or acknowledge that you yourself are probably just like that.

April 18 2014, 06:23 PM

Yesterday, a petition went up on We The People petitioning the government to tear down the current White House and replace it with an exact replica, except as a bounce house.

Within a very brief period of time, the petition managed to reach the minimum of 100,000 signatures required for the government to acknowledge it, and has at the time of this writing reached over 200,000 signatures from American citizens who want the White House to become a bounce house.

We The People (found at petitions.whitehouse.gov) is a website made by the American government as a way for citizens to reach out to them and bring attention to important issues.

President Obama said of the website, “This [site] is a great opportunity for the American people to tell us what they want. The petitions on this site will reflect the deepest, most important issues of our nation. For years, many have complained that the government is inefficient, that it doesn’t listen to the needs of the people. With this website, the people can now tell us what truly matters to them.”

While some Americans have shown a slight interest in issues such as poverty, ableism, and discrimination (although not enough to reach the 100,000 signature threshold), most attention has been focused on issues such as the building of a Death Star and a White House Bounce House.

In response to the new petition, President Obama responded, “Hell yeah. Let’s get a bounce house!” He then personally drove a wrecking ball through the White House.

The massive bounce house that will now serve as the home of the United States government is currently being produced.

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200,000 Signatures On Petition To Turn White House Into Bounce House

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April 18 2014, 05:29 PM
justduet:

bot lane terror

justduet:

bot lane terror

April 18 2014, 05:28 PM
grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

April 18 2014, 05:27 PM

http://slamuraishaq.tumblr.com/post/83133932132/inkskinned-it-always-really-bothered-me-when 

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came…

April 18 2014, 04:36 PM
Frogman, I have a snake. He's a six month old ball python named Loki and he's a super adorable ball of squish. When I tell people about my babysnake, people respond with things like "I'd kill it if I could! Snakes are gross!" It really upsets me because he's my babysnake and I love him, but I don't know how to respond to them. I know some people have phobias of snakes and I don't want to invalidate them, but at the same time, he's my babysnake and those jokes hurt. How do I talk to them?

thefrogman:

Well, first I would tell them they are jerks for wanting to kill my pet. 

Then after slapping them with a fish…

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I would kindly tell them that a domesticated pet snake is very different than finding a snake in the wild. You are raising it, getting it adjusted to humans, and keeping it well fed and healthy so it doesn’t have a crazed temperament that hunger can cause in animals. 

If they have phobias, they don’t have to see or touch the snake. But telling you they would kill your pet is just a jerk move… even if it is in jest.

I would let them know that isn’t cool. Offer to prove them wrong and have them meet Loki. Tell them he makes you happy and you don’t appreciate the death threats and talk of him being gross. Maybe ask how they would feel if you said that about their puppy or kitty. Turn it around on them.

Personally, I think snakes and lizards and all manners of herptiles can be quite cute. But if I found a wild snake hiding in my closet I would run screaming with my arms flailing and then call a braver person than myself to take them back to the wild.  

People need to realize that pets and wild animals are very different things. Even the more slithery ones. 

Snakes are cool. Give Loki a pat on the [wherever snakes like to be patted] for me.

April 18 2014, 04:33 PM
April 18 2014, 04:33 PM

gyaru-coordinates:

Brand: Lillilly
Nakagawa Yuri

April 18 2014, 04:21 PM

hobbitkaiju:

oh shit what a GDILF

April 18 2014, 04:20 PM

airyairyquitecontrary:

wise-emperor:

(X)

this hamburger bun thing is clearly a hit

April 18 2014, 04:17 PM
  • some boy: stop generalizing all men
  • some boy: as a guy, i have to say, this is just how guys are, this is what the bros are like, im just saying whats on every guys mind, if your man says differently he's lying, real men don't ____, im a piece of shit
April 18 2014, 04:13 PM
130186:

The Blonds Fall 2014

130186:

The Blonds Fall 2014

April 18 2014, 04:07 PM

"I love women," is not a get out of jail free card. Thicke pulled the same bullshit when he was accused of degrading women in "Blurred Lines": "When we made the song, we had nothing but the most respect for women," he said. How nice of you to say so, Mr. Thicke. Alas, your work shows the opposite to be true. I am fairly certain many of the men who buy sex and consume porn also think they do it because they really, really, love women. NOPE. You love women like I love wine — as something I consume selfishly for my personal benefit and as a product.

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Meghan Murphy (No, “female-appreciation” is not the same thing as feminism)

hahaha i saw this happen on facebook tonight hahahah i fucking hate bro creeps.

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